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"Everyone Else's Crap" Recycled Bag
"Everyone Else's Crap" Recycled Bag

"Everyone Else's Crap" Recycled Bag

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Ok, here's a big question for you...

So imagine you're going for a walk right?...say around the park or your local "ooh, its lovely and scenic here..why don't we do this more often" place. 

You're with your family maybe, and you all took a coat cos it's a bit chilly but you didn't take a handbag or anything like that cos your phone and your bank card and your car keys all fit in your pocket. You didn't need to bring anything else because you didn't think you'd need it, you fool.

How far into your little adventure is it before someone gets too hot, insists on taking off their coat and hands it to you..cos you know, that's what you do. Hold coats.

Then someone else, who insisted that they really did need to bring their baby doll with them, decides that their baby doll is getting in the way of their running and asks you to mind it cos that's another thing you just do. Mind dolls.

Oh, and that drink bottle that was brought from the car? The one that you asked him not to bring but he did anyway because it was full, is now empty and there's no bins nearby. Yep, you'd better hold onto it because well, he's swinging, they're sliding, she's too busy running and the dog doesn't have hands.

You should've brought a bag after all. 

A bag for everyone else's crap.

What's so good about these Revolting Girls bags then?!

All of Revolting Girls bags are FairWear certified; I know you're wondering what that even means so here's a blog post I wrote with the scoop about how ace it is.

They're also made from 80% organic cotton (again, more gobsmacking info here) and 20% recycled polyester which makes them soft, durable and full of feeling-good-cos-its-way-better-than-non-organic-ness.

Our bags are PETA certified as vegan friendly, so you can be sure that none of our furry friends have been killed or harmed in their manufacture. And by 'furry friends' I mean animals and not my post summer legs.

To cut a long story short:

You will often be called upon to carry other people's stuff; it's kinda like the unpaid labour thing, people (especially small ones) will just expect you to be the one with the bag who gathers up other people's unwanted stuff and keeps it safe until they want it back.

Be prepared and make it obvious you're aware of this role of 'crap carrier', a role that you have unwittingly been cast in.

Revolting Girls bags are soft enough to fold up into your pocket when they're empty but are more than big enough to lug all your, and other people's, crap when duty calls.

They are super strong AND attractive (think Brigitte Nielsen in Red Sonja): The top edge is double folded for strength and a clean finish and their long handles are reinforced with cross stitch to ensure strength.

Dimensions: 49cm x 37cm x 70cm (handles)


Postage info:

Standard shipping for IE: 4.50

Standard shipping for UK: 7.50

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